Majoring Crapology
Allow me to introduce myself, im a 22 yr old med school student in cairo uni.First of all, id like u guys to get this straight, the concept of studying medicine in Egypt is even more delusional than an upper egyptian beating NASA to Jupiter.Its like a cut throat competition to a mirage, once ur there u know u were a retard to go with the flow in the first place and end up stuck against a dead end..too late to turn back, too worn out to start over..not to mention ur totally oblivious to the fact u had rising potential and creativity that got lost somewhere along the course of events together with that atrophied part of ur cerebrum which once upon a time used to remind u u had a life.
Let us virtually enter the "university campus".Its all set out in an open plan..u get to walk miles from class to class which wouldve been quite amusing under extremely different circumstances void of pollution, cars, cars and much more cars..(yes uni is more of a parking lot that is quite far-fetched to stroll around without bumping into something or even get stuck in traffic jams right infront of the building u were meaning to go to for class..i remember a couple hundred times that happened to me..not a good feeling.uh uh)
Well it seriously aint that bad once u get used to it (lie), u somehow manage to get along with the fellow white-coated, prominent bellied bespeculated creatures strolling around with stethoscopes dangling around their double chins..How amazing to see how fast they replicate.and sweat..extremely puke-inducing but true..i wouldve posted pics but id rather not traumatize the readers:)
Did i mention they admit over 1800 so-called students a year?nope? probably shouldnt then..its quite a shocking figure though..multiply that by 7 years+staff members..mm..surprisingly enough they all have cars and struggle for a parking space every single day..whatever happened to car-pooling anyhow..and how old r we again? is it that exhausting to walk a couple of feet to class if we park elsewhere besides in the campus core? so that explains the parking lot theory and the healthy, beautifully sculpted figures we end up having throughout 7 yrs of bliss..
thats probably enough sarcasm for the day..though cant promise i wont be back for more bitter remarks lol..lataa
Let us virtually enter the "university campus".Its all set out in an open plan..u get to walk miles from class to class which wouldve been quite amusing under extremely different circumstances void of pollution, cars, cars and much more cars..(yes uni is more of a parking lot that is quite far-fetched to stroll around without bumping into something or even get stuck in traffic jams right infront of the building u were meaning to go to for class..i remember a couple hundred times that happened to me..not a good feeling.uh uh)
Well it seriously aint that bad once u get used to it (lie), u somehow manage to get along with the fellow white-coated, prominent bellied bespeculated creatures strolling around with stethoscopes dangling around their double chins..How amazing to see how fast they replicate.and sweat..extremely puke-inducing but true..i wouldve posted pics but id rather not traumatize the readers:)
Did i mention they admit over 1800 so-called students a year?nope? probably shouldnt then..its quite a shocking figure though..multiply that by 7 years+staff members..mm..surprisingly enough they all have cars and struggle for a parking space every single day..whatever happened to car-pooling anyhow..and how old r we again? is it that exhausting to walk a couple of feet to class if we park elsewhere besides in the campus core? so that explains the parking lot theory and the healthy, beautifully sculpted figures we end up having throughout 7 yrs of bliss..
thats probably enough sarcasm for the day..though cant promise i wont be back for more bitter remarks lol..lataa
posted by Cleopatrina at 7:19 AM
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