"Too much sarcasm is a turn off" ..lool

My bro picked that line up from this book he read.No wonder we're still single Aya !loollingg..Looks like we'll still be for the coming decade or two ..don't worry gurl, we've got eachother to pester(snickers)
So me and Aya ( "best bud ever", serious tone) make a pact:

1. less sarcasm
2. Diminishing the "making fun of imbeciles" activity up to 80%
3. Being nice to people( all shapes and sizes)
4. And buy a telescope and study astronomy..but thats totally irrelevant now.
5. No more gossip..absolutely nada..(eeek)

Now that that plan didnt last more than a couple of seconds, we decided to go easy on ourselves:

1. Sarcasm is ok as long as its only circumstancial
2. We r allowed only 50 nasty comments per day..which should be narrowed down to 20 by the end of that month and eventually to nil..(utopia)
3. Telescopes gotta go! kiddin..found it too expensive at the time so i decided i should give up my passion for space.
4. Only gossip about ppl we don't know (does that make any sense to anyone?)

That worked out for a brief period, but then things got nastier and nastier, the moment i set foot in uni i knew this was a killer bet.

U see, sometimes sarcasm is good:) it helps u surpass a constellation of wicked circumstances that, if taken seriously would gobble u up in one mouthfull..and other times, lets face it..wer just being mean:)

p.s.promised myself id be good..unis almost over..that should do the trick;)